tal como a recebi...!
Enjoy this
logic!!!!
Mathematics: This comes from 2 math teachers with a
combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an
indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a
strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint..
and it goes like this:
What Makes
100%?
What does
it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about
achieving 103%?
What makes
up 100% in life?
Here's a
little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
=96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
= 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20
= 103%
AND, look
how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%
So, one can
conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will
get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bullshit and Ass
Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
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